Girlfriend's Feet Stink, What To Do - Boyfriend's Feet Smell Also

I love funk... but, only on certain music. Quite a few people don't like funk at all. They don't want it on their music, and they especially don't want it on their loved-ones feet. They'll cuss, scream, and make demands all day long for those rascals to do something about the smell of their feet... but, to no avail. The truth is: A lot of those folks don't know WHAT to do. They'll wash their feet with soap and water, powder them, rub deodorant all over'em, pray over those bad-boys, and try all KINDS of home remedies. But, the funk will STILL keep coming back. People with fresh smelling feet don't realize it, but those stinking-foot rascals are living in a world of hell. Both of them are living in a world of hell - the person with the stinking feet and the person who has to put up with the person with stinking feet. You could damn near go bankrupt trying to buy incense, candles, and air freshener to keep that funk back. But, then you'll...