They'll cuss, scream, and make demands all day long for those rascals to do something about the smell of their feet... but, to no avail.
The truth is: A lot of those folks don't know WHAT to do.
They'll wash their feet with soap and water, powder them, rub deodorant all over'em, pray over those bad-boys, and try all KINDS of home remedies. But, the funk will STILL keep coming back.
People with fresh smelling feet don't realize it, but those stinking-foot rascals are living in a world of hell.
Both of them are living in a world of hell - the person with the stinking feet and the person who has to put up with the person with stinking feet.
You could damn near go bankrupt trying to buy incense, candles, and air freshener to keep that funk back. But, then you'll have to worry about choking yourself to death. It's like a catch 22 - you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.
A friend of mind once told me that she was on the hunt for a new boyfriend because of how bad her boyfriend's feet were stinking up her house. I asked the girl if she talked to him about it and she said, "He knows his damn feet stank. I don't have to tell him."
She probably should've told him about this:
Exfoliating Scrub and Moisturizer, Clear Foot Odor, Remove Callus and Dead Skin, Result in 7 Days, 100% Satisfaction, Money Back Guarantee!
But, here's a crazy fact: A lot of people who have feet that smell like sour armpits or unwashed chitlins' don't realize it. ??? I'm serious.
If you're having to deal with this, I know you're probably saying "BULLSHIT! I've told him (or her) a thousand times those feet stink! So, he (or she) knows it!"
In that case, you're right.
But, how many times have you been around a stinking-foot person who had their shoes off and walked around (or laid around with his or her shoes off) like they had the freshest smelling feet in the world? It happens all the time.
Those poor sapsuckers don't know their feet smell like chemical weapons of mass destruction.
Some of those folks wash their feet morning, noon, and night, and STILL can't get the funk off of those bad-boys.
They think their feet are clean and fresh because that soap covers up the smell for about 15 minutes. So, they think it's all good. They don't know that after about 30 minutes to an hour the bacteria on their feet is in an UPROAR again - and causing all kinds of ruckus inside their shoes.
Clean dry socks help to soak-up some of the funk too, but they don't realize those socks can only hold back so much funk. Those socks are just like levies and will bust at the seams once those feet start to sweat.
So, they only think they have a problem with sweaty feet. They don't realize that feet are just like armpits and every other personal space on their body. When body parts sweat they get sticky and eventually start to stink.
I must admit, like a lot of athlete's I had a problem with stinky feet. My mom and dad would yell at me and my brothers all the time about washing our feet and opening up the room windows. lol...
It got to the point that I was so self-conscious that I would rarely take off my shoes whenever I was at a girlfriend's house - unless I had been wearing flip-flops or sandals all day.
Most girls/women don't like guys with stinky feet just as much as many guys don't like girls with stinky feet. It's a turn-on for some people who have that fetish for foot odor, but most people don't like it.
A lot of guys are turned on by pretty fresh-smelling feet. Some people love kissing feet and massaging feet. So, especially ladies, you have to keep those feet sexy and fresh if you want to enjoy having them kissed and massaged.
Anyway...
I had a revelation while packing my bags to go to Myrtle Beach...
I knew I was going to be chasing chicks - and I wasn't going to be wearing sandals all the time - so, I grabbed a tube of athlete's foot cream.
Lotrimin Ultra Cream, 30 Gram
That was one of the best investments I've ever made in my life. (And it's top-rated on Amazon right now.)
I cleaned my feet and rubbed a little of that cream on my feet and between my toes... and, when I put my socks and shoes on, I felt like I was walking on cloud nine. My feet were feeling buttery-smooth and fresh as a damn daisy. I was walking tall and feeling like a Champ!
That stuff started working right away. It suppressed the funk and within a week the funk was gone altogether. After I used that tube of cream up, I continued using this cream for a week every two months.
But, I slipped up.
I got over-confident and stop using that cream for a long long while - which I shouldn't have done because of the type of work I did.
My job required me to wear steel-toe boots and to be on my feet at least 8 hours a day - walking around on hot asphalt and concrete. When you work like that your feet are bound to sweat. I'd hear my co-workers complain about their feet aching all the time. Some of those rascals sounded like they walking around in a damn swamp because they had so much sweat in their shoes. I said "damn!"
Anyway, over a two-week period, my feet started aching. Then, they started burning. Then, they started itching. I felt like I had razor blades between my toes! I said, "Good God Almighty, What The Hell???"
It was the first time I had serious athlete's foot! I had never experienced anything like it before in my life, so I thought my feet were just aching from work. There was no loud odor or anything. But, the pain and aggravation was almost unbearable at times. I instinctively knew it had to be athlete's foot, and I rushed to Wal-Mart right after work and got that cream.
It started working after a couple of days that time. That was years ago, and I've never had to deal with that situation since then.
I use that cream for at least a week every three months, and my feet are still smelling fresh, so I highly recommend this routine to anyone.
Lotrimin Ultra Cream, 30 Gram
If you have stinky feet - or, work a job that can lead to sweaty stinky feet, get some athlete's foot cream. Even if you don't feel like you have athlete's foot, get it for prevention from athlete's foot or foot fungus.
And, don't wait for someone to tell you that your feet stink. Check your feet 15 to 30 minutes after you wash them. If they stink, now you know what to do.
Your boyfriend or girlfriend might not tell you that your feet smell like hell. But, if you want to help your relationship or save yourself from possibly being dumped or kicked to the curb, get that cream ASAP.
Stop wasting your time with those home remedies! Try that stuff out later. Right now, that funk is putting your relationship in jeopardy. Get the cream...
If you're a person at your wits end dealing with someone who has stinking-ass feet, go out and get them that cream ASAP. Or, tell him or her to go buy some.
Give that rascal a foot massage with it. She'll be glad (or he'll be glad) that you did it. And, after a week, you'll be glad you did it too.
Save your nose, save your children (if you have any), and save your relationship. Get that foot cream before all hell breaks loose!
- loveqna
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