A Pretty Face Will Make You Lose Your Mind

We had a new girl start work today. She's very cute. Straight silky brown hair. Pretty eyes with long eyelashes. Beautiful creamy skin... And, although she's thick (a little on the "hefty" side of "thick"), she's well-proportioned and THICK in all the right places (a little too thick in SOME places). And, she has Style. A NEAT girl. And, her clothes didn't look cheap either.

Anyway...

She appeared at the front door. Literally. From out of nowhere this chick just popped-up and was standing at the door waiting to come in.

So, "Old Grumpy" was the first one to see her. His ass rushed to the front entrance door to let the chick in. He didn't hesitate or nothin'. His ass couldn't wait to get to that door to let that broad in. He's not even a supervisor and he yells out to the manager: "Hey, throw me your keys! Somebody's at the door!"

Hell, he just opened the doors wide open and invited her right in!

???

"Are you from the other store?"

I looked at him...

I said that damn dumbass opening the door for a stranger at 4AM in the morning and he don't even know who the hell she is. She could have a bunch of thugs laying in wait to rob all of our asses.

Sh*t, I don't care if she IS cute. I'm not taking any chances.

You've seen the movies. A pretty woman makes the best decoy. Hell, if his grumpy old ass is falling head-over-heels for the girl at first sight that he doesn't even know - and he's hardly nice to anyone - imagine what a few thugs that know her might do.

They'll come in and pick our pockets to the bone.

But, I guess he couldn't help himself. That plus-size chick must've dazzled his ass. Razzle-dazzled.

She's hefty, but she ain't bad to look at.

Okay, so she turns out to be a new employee and today was her first day of training.

Now, here comes Mr. Cool... and the girl, since he's training her.

"YO! PLAYA! WHAT'S UP, MAN! WHAT'S GOIN' ON? ARE YOU DOIN' OKAY? YOU NEED ANY HELP?!"

Now, why the hell is this man yellin'? It's 4AM. There's only a hand full of people in the store. It's quiet as hell. And, he's screamin' at the top of his lungs.

And, he ain't NEVER asked me if I needed help before.

Then, the dude starts making these other weird noises:

"Woooooooo!"
"Yeeeeaaaaaah!"
"WHUT. WHUT."

Laughing and giggling and sh*t...

I said to myself "Damn. He's done lost his damn mind."

She smiled a little bit, but she looked uncomfortable by this. Hell, I couldn't blame her.

I understand she's cute and has an innocent smile but have some Dignity about yourself!

I was shocked. Because, normally, he comes in half-asleep. He's dragging his ass and walking around like a damn zombie without a clue. Plus, his eyes are always red and he looks tired.

But today...

That broad had his ass wide awake and Crunk.

Granted, we ARE cool (me and him), but...

This dude ain't NEVER acknowledged me like that before. So, you KNOW that girl made him flip out.

I told you: "She's thick and on the hefty side but she ain't bad to look at."

Plus, she has an accent so that only added to the value of the "merchandise". I mean her "stock" damn near doubled by the time she made it to the break room.

And women will go coo-coo for a pretty face too...

There's this one guy that works with us - He's not a bad looking guy (I wouldn't date him, but I'm just sayin' if you like the way men look you'd think he was a good-looking dude).

The women love to look at this guy and they talk about his smile, his dimples, his muscles, and his body, and all that... And, it makes me sick to my DAMN stomach. lol. I'm only kidding. He's a pretty cool guy. We talk a lot and I'll have to tell you one of the stories he told me about how his girlfriend's Mom issued a restraining order against him because he was hiding in her house. The way it happened was funny as hell as well as how he got busted...

Anyway...

I enjoy listening to the ladies sit around gossiping and talking about eye-candy and sex and so forth. No, it doesn't get me aroused. It just confirms what I tell others about my experiences with women.

They love eye-candy. And they stand around ogling these fine cutie-pies just like men do.

They talk about men's "packages" (YOU know what I'm talking about).

They like round booties too.

We all know they fantasize.

They like cute young "things".

They talk about their sexual escapades - good and bad experiences.

They look for "action" just like guys look for "action".

Etc.

What MOST guys talk about, MANY women talk about too.

But, let me get back to the "pretty faces thing"...

There's another guy that works with us who resembles a celebrity. A singer. We don't talk much but we're cool. Every once and a while we'll chat or talk about music or sports or whatever.

Anyway...

There were a few girls at work going nuts over this guy. Both of these chicks are in long term relationships. He made a play for one of these chicks and she played hard to get. She brushed the man off. So, he moved on.

He approached the other chick.

Normally, she is ALL business at work. But, for THIS dude, She was "hot and ready". She flipped. Everyone knows she's involved and has a family. But, one look at that pretty face of his and she was out smooching in the parking lot. Bringing the man breakfast, lunch, and dinner at work. I'm exaggerating a little bit - only lunch/dinner. Anyway, she's telling her "Main Squeeze" she's working and she's somewhere kickin' it her "chick on the side".

Meanwhile... The other chick who was playing hard to get is jealous, angry, and telling all of the girl's business. Saying the girl should be ashamed of herself because she is "messing around" and she has a family and yadda-yadda. Basically, hatin'.

She doesn't care about the dude. She doesn't care about that girl's family. AND... get this... the other girl is supposed to be one of her "friends".

It's a shame and a scandal... But, You know how haters are.

Anyway... I'm just still laughing at my homeboy from this morning, and I had to tell you about it.

I've went nuts over a pretty face too. But, I'll save that story for another day.

- loveqna

OMG! This girl is sooo hot!

Have you ever felt someone was "out of your league"?

Let me tell you why you should never think that way...

One of my homeboys (a co-worker actually) has a serious problem. He's suffering from "nice guy syndrome". He's TOO polite and FRIENDLY with women. The real problem is he doesn't realize it.

He keeps meeting girls but he keeps having bad luck with them. They seem to think he's a good guy but they only see him as a friend - someone they can talk to.

According to him, his latest prospect was playing games. She was giving him ALL the right signals and invitations but when he asked her out for a date, she told him she had a boyfriend. He was angry and broken-hearted. This keeps happening to that poor sap over and over again. He admitted it. I know it's true because it has happened at work too...

We have some of the finest chicks that you'd ever want to see working with us. I'm talkin' "Dime Divas". Hotties. Tenderonies. Mamacitas... Exotic Women from Brasil and Colombia. Bodacious Blondes. Chocolate Cutie Pies. Sizzlin sistas of all races, shapes, and sizes.

He approached one of them. They talked for a few weeks but he made his move too late. Some other Cat came in and snatched that chick up right up from under him and he was left out in the cold with the po-mouth again. But, he didn't chalk it up to him being a "nice guy" and "too slow" at making a move on the girl. He rationalized his misfortune by saying that the girl was "out of his league".

Out of his league???

He practically had the chick eating out of his hands for 5 or 6 weeks. They must've known each other's life story and history. They talked so much and spent so much time together that some of us thought they were a "couple". But, he NEVER asked the chick out on a date or for her phone number! wtf??? You're interested in getting to know the girl, you talk to her for 5 or 6 weeks and you NEVER ask for her phone number??? Of course she's gonna walk out of your life. He should've been asking for that babe's cell number within the first week - at least by the SECOND week! Hell, she was probably tired of him yappin' about nothing after the first couple of days and wanted some Action! Or, at least a conversation that was more flirtatious and "playful". Damn.

When that Other Dude came in and started talking to the girl, he said, "I think I'm just gonna give up on her. I think I know the type of guys she like. She might be out of my league anyway." He just gave up.

According to him, most of the girls he like are out of his league. But, he can't help himself. He's attracted to popular girls who are slim petite "model" types - attractive "Nice Girls" who are "clean-cut", always neatly dressed, pristine, and somewhat preppy. He says he's attracted to these girls but they aren't attracted to him.

He ruins his self-esteem and good vibes before he even approaches any of those sweet lambs.

Don't fall into that trap. Be realistic. True, there are people out there that believe in "levels" and "leagues" and all that B.S. but... that's dillusional thinking. Look at all these riff-raff local jokers and pot-head hoodrats hooking up with all of these fine cutie-pies out here...

Too many people put too much value on looks, fame, money, and all of "junk" they own or all of the "junk" that OTHER people own and the bottom line is: It doesn't matter! If this pretty-boy or pretty girl won't talk to you, there are thousands out there who will.

If you keep getting your heart broken or afraid to talk to someone because he or she is out of your league, then the simple formula for you is to conquer shyness and learn how to loosen up and appreciate who you are and SOMETHING about your life.

Don't EVER think you're not worthy of another person because he or she may surprise you. In the long run, he or she may not be worthy of you.

All types of people mix, mingle, and start a relationship. Look at some of those hoodrats Tiger Woods hooked up with! Look at what "level" he was on. And Tiger isn't a bad-looking guy. And his wife (at the time) was a "beauty queen"! Do you think many of those women were on HER "level"??? Tiger didn't care about what "level" they were on.

It's not always about how good the other person looks or how popular he or she is, or how much money and popularity he or she has. It's about you. It's about your personality. It's about how interesting you are. It's about how much fun you are to be with. It's about NOT letting the friendship or courtship get stale and monotonous. It's about being assertive and asking for what you WANT - whether it's a phone number, a date, or a kiss, or whatever. You've got to make your move or else you're gonna end up in the "friend zone".

You'll know within a week or two if the person you're interested in is already spoken for or NOT looking for a relationship because he or she will make it clear if you ASK THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.

You don't have to come right out and ask: "Do you have a girlfriend?" - or, "Do you have a boyfriend?"

You don't have to ask for a date or a phone number right off the bat. You can be tactful and flirtatious and see where it goes from there.

Most important: You have to enjoy yourself and enjoy the moment and just let yourself go! Use your good instincts. When YOU feel the Time is right, make your move.

Be assertive and ask for what you want. Don't wait or else it might be too late!

- loveqna