This video may piss some women off, but as you can see, it's truly how some guys feel. If you'll remember one of my earlier posts (Why Single Women Rarely Get Approached By Good Men) you'll start to understand that many men are experiencing this type of drama with women regularly. I don't agree with the ending in this video (and I don't think a lot of guys or gals should take it too seriously either... but overall, it's funny as hell.
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VIDEO - Prank Phone Call Gone Wrong - Cheating Boyfriend
A creative way to find out if your boyfriend or girlfriend is cheating...
Video provided by - Jaymes95
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Video provided by - Jaymes95
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VIDEO - Prank call gone HORRIBLY wrong!!
This is another prank call concocted by "The Playhouse" radio show. More proof you should be careful about the games you play with your mate.
Video provided by - PlaymakerSeries
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Video provided by - PlaymakerSeries
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VIDEO - Wife Prank Gone Wrong
Sometimes it is best not to prank the mother of your expected child , because in the heat of anger she may just say something you don't want to hear! I'm sure some of you may not approve of this video, but remember it can go both ways... Be careful of the games you play.
Video provided by - Javier1171
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Video provided by - Javier1171
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50 Year Old Nightie - Adult Humor
A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night.
She looked at her husband and said, "Honey, do you remember this?"
He looked up at her and said, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."
She said, "That's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"
He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember."
"Well, what was it?" she asked.
He responded, "As I remember, I said, 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big boobs and screw your brains out.' "
She giggled and said, "Yes honey, that's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, and I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?"
Again he looked up at her, and he replied, "Mission accomplished."
That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night.
She looked at her husband and said, "Honey, do you remember this?"
He looked up at her and said, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."
She said, "That's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"
He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember."
"Well, what was it?" she asked.
He responded, "As I remember, I said, 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big boobs and screw your brains out.' "
She giggled and said, "Yes honey, that's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, and I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?"
Again he looked up at her, and he replied, "Mission accomplished."
Randy The Rooster - Adult Humor
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster.
The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster named, Randy, he'll service every chicken you've got. No problem."
Well, Randy the rooster is a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Randy.
The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard, giving the rooster a pep talk...
"Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here and you cost me a lot of money and I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said with a chuckle.
Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points towards the hen house and Randy took off like a shot ~WHAM~ He nails every hen on there THREE or FOUR times and the farmer is just shocked.
Randy runs out of the hen house and sees a flock of geese down by the lake ~WHAM~ He gets all the geese.
Randy's up in the pigpen. He's in with the cows. Randy is jumping on every animal the farmer owns.
The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day.
Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Randy in the middle of the yard looking like he is dead from exhaustion.
Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."
Randy opens one eye, nods towards the sky and say's, "Shhh. They're getting closer..."
The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster named, Randy, he'll service every chicken you've got. No problem."
Well, Randy the rooster is a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Randy.
The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard, giving the rooster a pep talk...
"Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here and you cost me a lot of money and I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said with a chuckle.
Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points towards the hen house and Randy took off like a shot ~WHAM~ He nails every hen on there THREE or FOUR times and the farmer is just shocked.
Randy runs out of the hen house and sees a flock of geese down by the lake ~WHAM~ He gets all the geese.
Randy's up in the pigpen. He's in with the cows. Randy is jumping on every animal the farmer owns.
The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day.
Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Randy in the middle of the yard looking like he is dead from exhaustion.
Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."
Randy opens one eye, nods towards the sky and say's, "Shhh. They're getting closer..."
VIDEO - PIE SLAP + HOT CHICK = EPIC LOL
This chick must love this guy to suffer such abuse. REVERSE ANGLE.
Video provided by - LOLWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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Video provided by - LOLWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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VIDEO - Best Revenge a Guy can Take Over his Girlfriend
I'd like to do something like this to my girlfriend but I KNOW she wouldn't be so passive about it.
And, she ought to kick his ass for this... Check it out.
Video provided by - amitmsachdev
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And, she ought to kick his ass for this... Check it out.
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